Lesson #5

Today's Lesson Objectives include:

1.) Things that suck about men.

Men are pigs. They are the most vile, sick, putrid beings to ever walk the earth. They have little or no regard for other people's feelings. They can never bring themselves to commit to anything. Men are worthless to society unless they have money to shell out for the public good or they are willing to take out the trash. Worst of all, they only care about "spreading their seed" and eating cake, both of which require a woman's effort.

2.) Things that don't suck about men.

They can be very handsome and nice to look at. I'll get back to you if I think of anything else.

3.) Why women should never get married.

Females are the superior gender in all walks of life. They don't need men to succeed, men need them. Women are smarter, kinder, and better at everything. If they tie themselves down to inferior creatures, they are wasting their time and efforts. Men will never change, ladies. But you can do something for yourself today.



ps. This lesson has been dedicated to all boys who's names rhyme with "Spandrew".